Raised by Wolves Hired by Pirates ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Wild Childhood ~ Questionable Career Path
The family photo has one person who does not match: the one with the stories, the tattoos, and the job title nobody can explain at Thanksgiving. Every pack has a stray. This one found employment.
- For the family outlier: Perfect for the cousin who skipped law school for a sailboat, the daughter the relatives whisper about, and anyone whose upbringing was described as 'free range'.
- Resume highlights: Feral upbringing, zero references, hired on the spot.
- Employed by: Part of Modern Scoundrels, probation never ended.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
