Queen Anne's Revenge Parking Expert ~ Premium Hoodie
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Parallel Parking Has Always Been Hard
Three tries at one parking space and a cheerful close enough is a lifestyle, not an accident. Blackbeard's flagship took one try at a North Carolina inlet and stayed roughly 278 years. For the Crystal Coast visitor, the teenager with a fresh license, and the spouse who insists the curb moved.
- Documented History: Queen Anne's Revenge ran aground in June 1718 at what was then Topsail Inlet, now Beaufort Inlet, North Carolina; the presumed wreck was located in November 1996.
- New Driver Gift: Sixteenth birthday, first car, or the day the insurance premium arrives.
- Coastal Carolina Road Trip: Brings the beach week home for anyone who toured the coast and its parking lots.
Damien keeps one aboard for the night watch, when the sea spray turns cold and the stars come out ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie has a soft cotton face over warm fleece, a jersey-lined hood with a flat cord and a front pouch for the compass and the snacks ~ relaxed fit, rolled-forward shoulders, sizes S through 2XL
