Queen Anne's Revenge Parking Expert ~ Ornament
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Parallel Parking Has Always Been Hard
Three tries at one parking space and a cheerful close enough is a lifestyle, not an accident. Blackbeard's flagship took one try at a North Carolina inlet and stayed roughly 278 years. For the Crystal Coast visitor, the teenager with a fresh license, and the spouse who insists the curb moved.
- Documented History: Queen Anne's Revenge ran aground in June 1718 at what was then Topsail Inlet, now Beaufort Inlet, North Carolina; the presumed wreck was located in November 1996.
- New Driver Gift: Sixteenth birthday, first car, or the day the insurance premium arrives.
- Coastal Carolina Road Trip: Brings the beach week home for anyone who toured the coast and its parking lots.
Tie it to a gift bag and the wrapping becomes half the present. This round Pirate Dayz ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with a hanging string, and it asks only for a damp cloth now and then.
