Queen Anne's Revenge Parking Expert ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Parallel Parking Has Always Been Hard
Three tries at one parking space and a cheerful close enough is a lifestyle, not an accident. Blackbeard's flagship took one try at a North Carolina inlet and stayed roughly 278 years. For the Crystal Coast visitor, the teenager with a fresh license, and the spouse who insists the curb moved.
- Documented History: Queen Anne's Revenge ran aground in June 1718 at what was then Topsail Inlet, now Beaufort Inlet, North Carolina; the presumed wreck was located in November 1996.
- New Driver Gift: Sixteenth birthday, first car, or the day the insurance premium arrives.
- Coastal Carolina Road Trip: Brings the beach week home for anyone who toured the coast and its parking lots.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
