Protect the Parrot ~ Ornament
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Protect the Parrot ~ It Knows Too Much
The bird is cute, the bird is loyal, and the bird has heard every secret on board. Keep it safe, keep it fed, and absolutely keep it away from the authorities.
- Bird Parent: For anyone whose feathered roommate rules the household.
- Witness Protection: A cheeky reason to guard your smallest crew member.
- Animal Lover: A sweet pick for rescue volunteers and bird sanctuary fans.
Some keepsakes go in a chest; this one goes on a branch at eye level. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hang it with the string it comes with, and wipe it with a damp cloth when the tinsel gets clingy.
