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Protect the Parrot ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Protect the Parrot ~ It Knows Too Much

The bird is cute, the bird is loyal, and the bird has heard every secret on board. Keep it safe, keep it fed, and absolutely keep it away from the authorities.

  • Bird Parent: For anyone whose feathered roommate rules the household.
  • Witness Protection: A cheeky reason to guard your smallest crew member.
  • Animal Lover: A sweet pick for rescue volunteers and bird sanctuary fans.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood