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Protect the Parrot ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Protect the Parrot ~ It Knows Too Much

The bird is cute, the bird is loyal, and the bird has heard every secret on board. Keep it safe, keep it fed, and absolutely keep it away from the authorities.

  • Bird Parent: For anyone whose feathered roommate rules the household.
  • Witness Protection: A cheeky reason to guard your smallest crew member.
  • Animal Lover: A sweet pick for rescue volunteers and bird sanctuary fans.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure