Protect the Parrot ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Protect the Parrot ~ It Knows Too Much
The bird is cute, the bird is loyal, and the bird has heard every secret on board. Keep it safe, keep it fed, and absolutely keep it away from the authorities.
- Bird Parent: For anyone whose feathered roommate rules the household.
- Witness Protection: A cheeky reason to guard your smallest crew member.
- Animal Lover: A sweet pick for rescue volunteers and bird sanctuary fans.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
