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Property of Touch It and Walk the Plank ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Hands Off ~ Signed, the Owner

The good knife. The torque wrench. The grill tongs that live in a specific drawer. Borrowing was never approved, returning was never done, and a formal warning has now been issued in writing.

  • Claim it by name: Write the owner's name, up to 12 letters, in the personalization box before adding to cart, and it unrolls across the map scroll.
  • For grill masters and tool hoarders: Dads, partners and anyone who labels the socket set and means it.
  • Kids and teens included: The teenager whose snacks keep vanishing has a lawful notice at last.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood