Professionally Unsupervised Since 1682 ~ Ornament
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Professionally Unsupervised Since 1682 ~ No Manager on Record
Three and a bit centuries without anyone signing off on a single decision, and look how well it turned out. For the relative every family seats far from the good china, and the colleague who treats guidelines as a rumour.
- The Family Troublemaker: Birthdays, holidays, the annual reunion; this lands best on the one everybody warns the new partner about.
- Rule Bender's Credential: A certificate of long service for people who read the policy, nodded and did it their own way anyway.
- Founding Membership: The Questionable Choices Club has been accepting applications since roughly 1682, and the paperwork is still lost.
For the friend who decorates the tree like a treasure map. Pick ceramic (3 inches) or aluminum (3.6 inches); the hanging string comes along, and a quick wipe with a damp cloth keeps it ready for next year's voyage.
