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Professionally Unsupervised Since 1682 ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Professionally Unsupervised Since 1682 ~ No Manager on Record

Three and a bit centuries without anyone signing off on a single decision, and look how well it turned out. For the relative every family seats far from the good china, and the colleague who treats guidelines as a rumour.

  • The Family Troublemaker: Birthdays, holidays, the annual reunion; this lands best on the one everybody warns the new partner about.
  • Rule Bender's Credential: A certificate of long service for people who read the policy, nodded and did it their own way anyway.
  • Founding Membership: The Questionable Choices Club has been accepting applications since roughly 1682, and the paperwork is still lost.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood