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Professionally Unsupervised Since 1682 ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Professionally Unsupervised Since 1682 ~ No Manager on Record

Three and a bit centuries without anyone signing off on a single decision, and look how well it turned out. For the relative every family seats far from the good china, and the colleague who treats guidelines as a rumour.

  • The Family Troublemaker: Birthdays, holidays, the annual reunion; this lands best on the one everybody warns the new partner about.
  • Rule Bender's Credential: A certificate of long service for people who read the policy, nodded and did it their own way anyway.
  • Founding Membership: The Questionable Choices Club has been accepting applications since roughly 1682, and the paperwork is still lost.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure