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Professionally Unsupervised Since 1682 ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Professionally Unsupervised Since 1682 ~ No Manager on Record

Three and a bit centuries without anyone signing off on a single decision, and look how well it turned out. For the relative every family seats far from the good china, and the colleague who treats guidelines as a rumour.

  • The Family Troublemaker: Birthdays, holidays, the annual reunion; this lands best on the one everybody warns the new partner about.
  • Rule Bender's Credential: A certificate of long service for people who read the policy, nodded and did it their own way anyway.
  • Founding Membership: The Questionable Choices Club has been accepting applications since roughly 1682, and the paperwork is still lost.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer