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Privateer A Pirate With Paperwork ~ Premium Hoodie

$57.99

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Same Cannon, Better Filing System

The difference between a criminal and a contractor has always been a signature in the right place. For the attorney who reads terms and conditions for fun, the accountant who knows exactly where the line is and how far to lean over it, and the compliance officer with a quietly dangerous sense of humor.

  • On the Books: Privateers sailed under government commissions called letters of marque; the 1856 Declaration of Paris abolished privateering among its signatories, and the United States declined to sign.
  • Partner-Track Gift: Bar exam results, CPA season, or the promotion that came with a slightly bigger desk.
  • Fully Licensed Mischief: For the colleague whose loophole-finding is both a talent and a liability.


Damien keeps one aboard for the night watch, when the sea spray turns cold and the stars come out ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie has a soft cotton face over warm fleece, a jersey-lined hood with a flat cord and a front pouch for the compass and the snacks ~ relaxed fit, rolled-forward shoulders, sizes S through 2XL