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Privateer A Pirate With Paperwork ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Same Cannon, Better Filing System

The difference between a criminal and a contractor has always been a signature in the right place. For the attorney who reads terms and conditions for fun, the accountant who knows exactly where the line is and how far to lean over it, and the compliance officer with a quietly dangerous sense of humor.

  • On the Books: Privateers sailed under government commissions called letters of marque; the 1856 Declaration of Paris abolished privateering among its signatories, and the United States declined to sign.
  • Partner-Track Gift: Bar exam results, CPA season, or the promotion that came with a slightly bigger desk.
  • Fully Licensed Mischief: For the colleague whose loophole-finding is both a talent and a liability.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure