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Privateer A Pirate With Paperwork ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Same Cannon, Better Filing System

The difference between a criminal and a contractor has always been a signature in the right place. For the attorney who reads terms and conditions for fun, the accountant who knows exactly where the line is and how far to lean over it, and the compliance officer with a quietly dangerous sense of humor.

  • On the Books: Privateers sailed under government commissions called letters of marque; the 1856 Declaration of Paris abolished privateering among its signatories, and the United States declined to sign.
  • Partner-Track Gift: Bar exam results, CPA season, or the promotion that came with a slightly bigger desk.
  • Fully Licensed Mischief: For the colleague whose loophole-finding is both a talent and a liability.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer