Pretty Bird Ugly Mouth ~ Ornament

Looks Like a Hymn ~ Talks Like a Dockworker

She gets carded for compliments. Strangers call her sweetheart. Then a parking spot gets stolen and the whole lot learns what the choir never did.

• Built for the deceptively sweet: The friend with the kind face and the vocabulary that makes sailors take notes.
• A gift her mother will not understand: Which is exactly why her sister, her roommate and her bartender will.
• Lives in Parrot Problems: Where the prettiest bird in the room has the worst thing to say, and says it first.

Small enough to stash in a card, bold enough to rule the tree. Pirate Dayz offers it in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hanging string in the box, and it cleans up with a damp cloth.