Pretty Bird Ugly Mouth ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Looks Like a Hymn ~ Talks Like a Dockworker

She gets carded for compliments. Strangers call her sweetheart. Then a parking spot gets stolen and the whole lot learns what the choir never did.

• Built for the deceptively sweet: The friend with the kind face and the vocabulary that makes sailors take notes.
• A gift her mother will not understand: Which is exactly why her sister, her roommate and her bartender will.
• Lives in Parrot Problems: Where the prettiest bird in the room has the worst thing to say, and says it first.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure