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Pretty Bird Ugly Mouth ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

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Looks Like a Hymn ~ Talks Like a Dockworker

She gets carded for compliments. Strangers call her sweetheart. Then a parking spot gets stolen and the whole lot learns what the choir never did.

  • Built for the deceptively sweet: The friend with the kind face and the vocabulary that makes sailors take notes.
  • A gift her mother will not understand: Which is exactly why her sister, her roommate and her bartender will.
  • Lives in Parrot Problems: Where the prettiest bird in the room has the worst thing to say, and says it first.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer