Pretty Bird Ugly Mouth ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug

Looks Like a Hymn ~ Talks Like a Dockworker

She gets carded for compliments. Strangers call her sweetheart. Then a parking spot gets stolen and the whole lot learns what the choir never did.

• Built for the deceptively sweet: The friend with the kind face and the vocabulary that makes sailors take notes.
• A gift her mother will not understand: Which is exactly why her sister, her roommate and her bartender will.
• Lives in Parrot Problems: Where the prettiest bird in the room has the worst thing to say, and says it first.

Even pirates need their morning brew before raising the anchor ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz for a quick cup or 15 oz for the long haul, with a comfortable C handle and your design front and center ~ fill it with coffee, tea or something stronger after sunset, Damien won't tell