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Prepare to Be Boarded ~ Premium Hoodie

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Prepare to Be Boarded ~ Fair Warning

Proper etiquette requires a warning before any approach. This is it. What happens after the warning is between the two parties and the balcony.

  • Couples Who Travel Loud: The flirt with a formal announcement, perfect for the pair who treat every cruise like a honeymoon.
  • Group Sailaway Favourite: Twelve friends, one departure deck, zero subtlety. Matching sets recommended.
  • After Dark Doctrine: Logged in Pirates After Dark, where the approach is announced and the lights go down on cue.


Damien keeps one aboard for the night watch, when the sea spray turns cold and the stars come out ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed hoodie has a soft cotton face over warm fleece, a jersey-lined hood with a flat cord and a front pouch for the compass and the snacks ~ relaxed fit, rolled-forward shoulders, sizes S through 2XL