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Port Side Is the Party Side ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Port Side ~ Where the Party Lives

Left is port, right is starboard, and the entire cruise ship seems to know which side has the music. Wine drinkers get the joke twice.

  • Boat Owner's Favourite: For the captain who seats guests portside on purpose and pours accordingly.
  • Cruise Balcony Credential: Cabin on the party side, glass of port in hand, no further explanation owed.
  • After Dark Heading: Anchored in Pirates After Dark, where the starboard side goes to bed early.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood