Port Side Is the Party Side ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Port Side ~ Where the Party Lives
Left is port, right is starboard, and the entire cruise ship seems to know which side has the music. Wine drinkers get the joke twice.
- Boat Owner's Favourite: For the captain who seats guests portside on purpose and pours accordingly.
- Cruise Balcony Credential: Cabin on the party side, glass of port in hand, no further explanation owed.
- After Dark Heading: Anchored in Pirates After Dark, where the starboard side goes to bed early.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
