Port Side Is the Party Side ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Port Side ~ Where the Party Lives
Left is port, right is starboard, and the entire cruise ship seems to know which side has the music. Wine drinkers get the joke twice.
- Boat Owner's Favourite: For the captain who seats guests portside on purpose and pours accordingly.
- Cruise Balcony Credential: Cabin on the party side, glass of port in hand, no further explanation owed.
- After Dark Heading: Anchored in Pirates After Dark, where the starboard side goes to bed early.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
