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Pompey Overachiever ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Given the Job ~ Finished Before the Quarter Closed

In 67 BC Rome handed Pompey sweeping powers and a sea full of pirates. According to Plutarch he cleared the western Mediterranean in forty days and had the whole sea done in under three months. Everyone else on the project was still setting up their desks.

  • For the one who finishes the group project alone: A gift for the sister who turned in the thesis early and the coworker who makes the rest of the team look like they are on vacation.
  • Timeline, humiliating: Forty days for the west, under ninety for the lot, and he came home expecting a parade.
  • Cleared for: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where Rome set a deadline and Pompey ignored it in the good direction.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure