Pompey Overachiever ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Given the Job ~ Finished Before the Quarter Closed

In 67 BC Rome handed Pompey sweeping powers and a sea full of pirates. According to Plutarch he cleared the western Mediterranean in forty days and had the whole sea done in under three months. Everyone else on the project was still setting up their desks.

• For the one who finishes the group project alone: A gift for the sister who turned in the thesis early and the coworker who makes the rest of the team look like they are on vacation.
• Timeline, humiliating: Forty days for the west, under ninety for the lot, and he came home expecting a parade.
• Cleared for: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where Rome set a deadline and Pompey ignored it in the good direction.