Polly Wants a Lawyer ~ Ornament

Counsel Has Been Requested ~ Crackers Pending

Every household with a parrot eventually hears something repeated at the worst possible dinner. The bird remembers the argument word for word, and now he would like representation before he says another thing.

• For the bird who knows too much: Macaws, greys and cockatoos retain evidence for decades and release it on their own schedule.
• True-crime fans, this one is yours: The podcast is paused, the parrot is talking, and somebody in the room is taking notes.
• Part of Parrot Problems: A collection for anyone who lives with a feathered witness and has made peace with it.

Made for the deckhand who starts the holiday countdown in October. The round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with a hanging string, and a damp cloth keeps it bright between voyages.