Polly Wants a Lawyer ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Counsel Has Been Requested ~ Crackers Pending

Every household with a parrot eventually hears something repeated at the worst possible dinner. The bird remembers the argument word for word, and now he would like representation before he says another thing.

• For the bird who knows too much: Macaws, greys and cockatoos retain evidence for decades and release it on their own schedule.
• True-crime fans, this one is yours: The podcast is paused, the parrot is talking, and somebody in the room is taking notes.
• Part of Parrot Problems: A collection for anyone who lives with a feathered witness and has made peace with it.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood