Polly Wants a Lawyer ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Counsel Has Been Requested ~ Crackers Pending
Every household with a parrot eventually hears something repeated at the worst possible dinner. The bird remembers the argument word for word, and now he would like representation before he says another thing.
- For the bird who knows too much: Macaws, greys and cockatoos retain evidence for decades and release it on their own schedule.
- True-crime fans, this one is yours: The podcast is paused, the parrot is talking, and somebody in the room is taking notes.
- Part of Parrot Problems: A collection for anyone who lives with a feathered witness and has made peace with it.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
