Polly Wants a Lawyer ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Counsel Has Been Requested ~ Crackers Pending
Every household with a parrot eventually hears something repeated at the worst possible dinner. The bird remembers the argument word for word, and now he would like representation before he says another thing.
- For the bird who knows too much: Macaws, greys and cockatoos retain evidence for decades and release it on their own schedule.
- True-crime fans, this one is yours: The podcast is paused, the parrot is talking, and somebody in the room is taking notes.
- Part of Parrot Problems: A collection for anyone who lives with a feathered witness and has made peace with it.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
