Polly Wants a Lawyer ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug

Counsel Has Been Requested ~ Crackers Pending

Every household with a parrot eventually hears something repeated at the worst possible dinner. The bird remembers the argument word for word, and now he would like representation before he says another thing.

• For the bird who knows too much: Macaws, greys and cockatoos retain evidence for decades and release it on their own schedule.
• True-crime fans, this one is yours: The podcast is paused, the parrot is talking, and somebody in the room is taking notes.
• Part of Parrot Problems: A collection for anyone who lives with a feathered witness and has made peace with it.

Even pirates need their morning brew before raising the anchor ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz for a quick cup or 15 oz for the long haul, with a comfortable C handle and your design front and center ~ fill it with coffee, tea or something stronger after sunset, Damien won't tell