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Polly Wants a Lawyer ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid

$31.49

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  • For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Counsel Has Been Requested ~ Crackers Pending

Every household with a parrot eventually hears something repeated at the worst possible dinner. The bird remembers the argument word for word, and now he would like representation before he says another thing.

  • For the bird who knows too much: Macaws, greys and cockatoos retain evidence for decades and release it on their own schedule.
  • True-crime fans, this one is yours: The podcast is paused, the parrot is talking, and somebody in the room is taking notes.
  • Part of Parrot Problems: A collection for anyone who lives with a feathered witness and has made peace with it.


Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew