Plunder Facts Taxes 100% Paperwork 200% Joy 0% ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

The Loot Was Great ~ The Form Was Not

The haul came in. Then the receipts, the schedules, the amended return, and a letter asking for clarification. Nobody warned the crew that treasure comes with a filing deadline.

• For the tax-season veteran: Buy it for the accountant who disappears from February to April, the small-business owner with a shoebox of receipts, and anyone who has ever paid a fee to pay a fee.
• Audit summary: Gold acquired. Forms attached. Fun withheld.
• Filed with: Part of Modern Scoundrels, extension requested.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood