Plunder Facts Taxes 100% Paperwork 200% Joy 0% ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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The Loot Was Great ~ The Form Was Not
The haul came in. Then the receipts, the schedules, the amended return, and a letter asking for clarification. Nobody warned the crew that treasure comes with a filing deadline.
- For the tax-season veteran: Buy it for the accountant who disappears from February to April, the small-business owner with a shoebox of receipts, and anyone who has ever paid a fee to pay a fee.
- Audit summary: Gold acquired. Forms attached. Fun withheld.
- Filed with: Part of Modern Scoundrels, extension requested.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
