Plunder Facts Taxes 100% Paperwork 200% Joy 0% ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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The Loot Was Great ~ The Form Was Not
The haul came in. Then the receipts, the schedules, the amended return, and a letter asking for clarification. Nobody warned the crew that treasure comes with a filing deadline.
- For the tax-season veteran: Buy it for the accountant who disappears from February to April, the small-business owner with a shoebox of receipts, and anyone who has ever paid a fee to pay a fee.
- Audit summary: Gold acquired. Forms attached. Fun withheld.
- Filed with: Part of Modern Scoundrels, extension requested.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
