Please Submit Your Complaint to the Plank ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
Your Feedback Is Important ~ Mind the Drop
Eleven years on the phones. Every version of 'let me speak to someone else'. Every man who asked for a manager and got one who agreed with her. The complaints desk has moved to the edge of the deck, and it has a very short queue.
- For the headset veteran: Call center lifers, front desk heroes, and anyone who has smiled through a refund demand with no receipt.
- Retirement gift for the frontline: Give it the day she hangs up for the last time and means it.
- Processed by Modern Scoundrels: Where customer complaints are handled quickly and at sea level.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
