Plank Surfer ~ Ornament
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Plank Surfer ~ Punishment Is Just a Ride With Bad Branding
The captain pointed at the plank and expected tears. Slander waxed it, caught a wave and asked for a second run. Some sailors see a sentence. Slander sees the best surf of the summer and a story for the next port.
- Surfers and Boarders: For the friend who turns every bad break into a better ride.
- Rule Benders: A grin for anyone who heard no and treated it like a challenge.
- Summer Lake Crew: Made for wakeboard days, beach trips and anyone who paddles out first.
A small piece of plunder that fits in any stocking. Pirate Dayz makes this round ornament in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, ready to hang with its own string, and it shrugs off a damp-cloth wipe year after year.
