Pirate Treasure The Original Offshore Account ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Tax Shelter ~ Sandy ~ Marked With an X
The buried pirate chest is mostly a story, made famous by a novel. One real case is well documented: in 1699 William Kidd left a cache on Gardiners Island before sailing in to face the authorities. One deposit, no interest, no statements, and the account holder did not live to make a withdrawal.
- For the one who files everyone's taxes: A gift for the accountant in April, the CPA who sees the joke in the word shelter, and the friend whose savings strategy is also a hole in the ground.
- Audit trail, nonexistent: The original offshore account had no paperwork, no password, and a recovery process involving a shovel.
- Deposited into: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where most of the balance is legend and one entry was real.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
