Pirate Treasure The Original Offshore Account ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Tax Shelter ~ Sandy ~ Marked With an X
The buried pirate chest is mostly a story, made famous by a novel. One real case is well documented: in 1699 William Kidd left a cache on Gardiners Island before sailing in to face the authorities. One deposit, no interest, no statements, and the account holder did not live to make a withdrawal.
- For the one who files everyone's taxes: A gift for the accountant in April, the CPA who sees the joke in the word shelter, and the friend whose savings strategy is also a hole in the ground.
- Audit trail, nonexistent: The original offshore account had no paperwork, no password, and a recovery process involving a shovel.
- Deposited into: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where most of the balance is legend and one entry was real.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
