Pirate Treasure The Original Offshore Account ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Tax Shelter ~ Sandy ~ Marked With an X

The buried pirate chest is mostly a story, made famous by a novel. One real case is well documented: in 1699 William Kidd left a cache on Gardiners Island before sailing in to face the authorities. One deposit, no interest, no statements, and the account holder did not live to make a withdrawal.

• For the one who files everyone's taxes: A gift for the accountant in April, the CPA who sees the joke in the word shelter, and the friend whose savings strategy is also a hole in the ground.
• Audit trail, nonexistent: The original offshore account had no paperwork, no password, and a recovery process involving a shovel.
• Deposited into: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where most of the balance is legend and one entry was real.