Pirate Rules Circa 1720 ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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No Dice ~ Clean Your Pistol ~ Take It Outside
Around 1720 Bartholomew Roberts and his crew agreed to a set of articles, and three of them read like the rules posted on a cabin door. No gambling for money. Settle your fights on shore. Keep your weapons clean. Add a lanyard and a counselor named Dave and you have the first week of July.
- For the teacher who runs a tight ship: A gift for the camp director, the classroom rule maker, and the friend who has a laminated list on the fridge.
- Enforcement, by cutlass: The difference between summer camp and a pirate deck is who was holding the clipboard.
- Posted on the wall of: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where the rules were few, written down, and taken very seriously.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
