Pirate Rules Circa 1720 ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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No Dice ~ Clean Your Pistol ~ Take It Outside
Around 1720 Bartholomew Roberts and his crew agreed to a set of articles, and three of them read like the rules posted on a cabin door. No gambling for money. Settle your fights on shore. Keep your weapons clean. Add a lanyard and a counselor named Dave and you have the first week of July.
- For the teacher who runs a tight ship: A gift for the camp director, the classroom rule maker, and the friend who has a laminated list on the fridge.
- Enforcement, by cutlass: The difference between summer camp and a pirate deck is who was holding the clipboard.
- Posted on the wall of: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where the rules were few, written down, and taken very seriously.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
