Pirate or Knight Depends Who You Ask Francis Drake 1581 ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Knighted on His Own Deck ~ Wanted in Spain
On 4 April 1581 Queen Elizabeth came to dinner aboard the Golden Hind at Deptford, a French envoy handled the sword on her behalf, and Francis Drake left the table as Sir Francis. Spain did not get the memo. To them he stayed El Draque, a pirate with excellent friends in London. Same man, two job titles.
- For the one who argues both sides for sport: Buy it for the debate coach, the lawyer who corrects the TV, and the friend who says it depends on your definition at every dinner.
- Perspective, national: England threw a banquet, Spain kept a file, and Drake kept sailing either way.
- Argued over in: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where hero and criminal is mostly a matter of which flag you were born under.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
