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Pirate Captains Could Be Voted Out Try That at Work ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Your Boss Serves at the Pleasure of the Deck

On a pirate ship the captain was elected, and what the crew gave, the crew could take back. Benjamin Hornigold was voted out in 1716 and replaced by Sam Bellamy. Charles Vane lost his command to Jack Rackham in 1718 the same way. Picture that at Monday standup.

  • For everyone who has sat through a performance review: A gift for the coworker who mutters about the org chart and the manager secure enough to laugh about it.
  • Leadership, revocable: The men with the cutlasses picked the man with the plan, and they kept the cutlasses.
  • Ballot cast in: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where management answered to the people doing the work.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure