Pirate Brain ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Pirate Brain ~ An Honest Map of the Contents

A full diagnostic of what goes on up there: a bit of rum, anything that sparkles, a strong urge to lie down, and schemes that will not survive contact with daylight. For dads who nap mid-sentence and anyone drawn to shiny objects on principle.

• Professional Napper: The afternoon lie-down is not laziness, it is strategic recovery between plans.
• Magpie Tendencies: Buys the glittery thing first and finds a reason for it later, if ever.
• Terrible Plans Division: The club's most active department, staffed entirely by people like this.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood