Pirate Brain ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Pirate Brain ~ An Honest Map of the Contents

A full diagnostic of what goes on up there: a bit of rum, anything that sparkles, a strong urge to lie down, and schemes that will not survive contact with daylight. For dads who nap mid-sentence and anyone drawn to shiny objects on principle.

• Professional Napper: The afternoon lie-down is not laziness, it is strategic recovery between plans.
• Magpie Tendencies: Buys the glittery thing first and finds a reason for it later, if ever.
• Terrible Plans Division: The club's most active department, staffed entirely by people like this.