Pirate Benefits Package ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Dental Not Included ~ Limbs Covered in Full

Around 1720 the crew of Bartholomew Roberts wrote down their terms, and a 1724 account preserved them. Article one gave every man a vote on important matters. Article nine paid anyone who lost a limb 800 pieces of eight from the shared stock. Most companies make you read 40 pages to learn your coverage is worse.

• For the HR department with a sense of humor: Buy it for the benefits coordinator who has explained a deductible 300 times and the history teacher who wishes the syllabus had a pirate unit.
• Open enrollment, 1720: No forms, no waiting period, and the payout was decided by people who had seen what a cannon does.
• Compensation reviewed by: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where the handbook was short and the coverage was real.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer