Pirate Benefits Package ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid

Dental Not Included ~ Limbs Covered in Full

Around 1720 the crew of Bartholomew Roberts wrote down their terms, and a 1724 account preserved them. Article one gave every man a vote on important matters. Article nine paid anyone who lost a limb 800 pieces of eight from the shared stock. Most companies make you read 40 pages to learn your coverage is worse.

• For the HR department with a sense of humor: Buy it for the benefits coordinator who has explained a deductible 300 times and the history teacher who wishes the syllabus had a pirate unit.
• Open enrollment, 1720: No forms, no waiting period, and the payout was decided by people who had seen what a cannon does.
• Compensation reviewed by: Part of Pirate History & Legends, where the handbook was short and the coverage was real.

Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew