Pirate Aunt Noun 1 Like a Mom but a Worse Influence ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Defined at Last ~ The Fun One
She says yes to the second scoop, teaches card games the parents frown at, and tells the stories mom hoped had been forgotten. The kids adore her. The parents keep her anyway.
- For the aunt who does the spoiling: Birthdays, Christmas and the first babysitting weekend that ends in a sugar crash.
- Nieces and nephews, this is her gift: Easier than another candle and far more honest about what she does.
- Inducted into Pirate Queens: Where the worst influence in the family is also the favorite.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
