Pirate Aunt Noun 1 Like a Mom but a Worse Influence ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Defined at Last ~ The Fun One
She says yes to the second scoop, teaches card games the parents frown at, and tells the stories mom hoped had been forgotten. The kids adore her. The parents keep her anyway.
- For the aunt who does the spoiling: Birthdays, Christmas and the first babysitting weekend that ends in a sugar crash.
- Nieces and nephews, this is her gift: Easier than another candle and far more honest about what she does.
- Inducted into Pirate Queens: Where the worst influence in the family is also the favorite.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
